America’s Next Top Model Review: Where’s The Archetype For Pretentious Whiner?

I was extremely satisfied with this week’s ANTM. Extremely. I’ll explain exactly why in a minute because I don’t want to spoil the fun just yet and by fun I mean this week’s elimination. Ok, if you want a hint, let’s just say it starts with “M” and ends with “onique. “ Anyway, Tyra made a house call to give the ladies some schooling on what their lives may be like should they one day, fingers crossed, become famous. Not only did she cover coming up with their own unique autographs and when to keep fans out of their personal bubbles but also a little about knowing their personal archetypes. For example, as a group they identified which model in the house fits the role of high fashion couture best, who’s the bombshell and who falls into the classic girl next door category. Things didn’t get too interesting until the first challenge of the episode though, which had the models going through a fan meet and greet at a local mall while Miss J. critiqued their moves. As usual cutie Jaclyn had a wonderful time talking to fans and being her sweet self and most of the girls didn’t have too tough of a time mingling. Well, there are always a few exceptions, right? Monique was the big exception this week. I’ve made it known before that she is one of my least favorite in the competition and she solidified that thought this week. Miss Priss couldn’t have looked more irritated to be at the meet and greet. I guess she thought the best way to build a fan base was to make them feel crappy about coming to see her. What was worse is that she couldn’t even suck it up and pretend to have fun. The models noticed it, Miss J. noticed it and I’m sure the creepy fan that wanted a kiss from her noticed it. To be fair, I can’t blame her for that part. None of it mattered anyway when Kasia won the challenge for the day. Way to be a team player, Prissy Pants!

The big photo shoot of the week had the girls get a little dirty, quite literally. They were split into two groups of four, the blondes versus the brunettes, and splattered with mud. The earthy group shots were taken by well-known photographer Jonathan Mannion and directed by Jay Manuel, not Alexandria. I say this because her controlling nature cut in once again during her group photo and caused to Jay to become a little peeved with her. If she doesn’t quit it, her lack of listening skills will surely be the end of her at judgment time. Luckily for Alex, she didn’t stir things up too much this episode. Maybe all her bold behavior was just being overshadowed by all the bitching Monique was doing. Enough about the negatives, let’s talk about the positives. A few of the ladies really stood out, primarily Brittani, who Mannion even took an individual photo of because her style and poses were just too exceptional to pass up. Hannah, Molly, and Kasia all gave amazing energy in their photos as well. It’s these few girls that have a real shot at winning this competition.

It was finally time for the models to come before Tyra and the all-mighty panel of judges and wait for their fates to be decided. Between reviewing each girl individually and picking apart Alexandria’s outfit choice that day, the jury was able to come to a unanimous decision. Brittani was guilty of having the super fabulous photo of the week with Kasia as runner up. I’m starting to love Kasia even more as the weeks go on and coming out basically on top twice this episode was very exciting for her. When the bottom two came down to Mikaela and Monique, I thought for sure that this was going to be it for Mikaela. The girl has been actively trying to nail “Best Photo” week after week and still can’t pull it off! Mikaela waited anxiously for the outcome while Monique rolled her eyes and looked bored to be there (which she did through the entire panel deliberation, as well. Seriously!? Wipe that sour look off your face!). Well, don’t worry Mo-mo, you won’t be bothered anymore because you’ll be too busy packing your bags and catching the next plane back to Illinois! Unfortunately for Mikaela, this may be the last break the judges are going to give her.

Season 16, Episode 6: Sonia Dara (original air date March 30, 2011)

For another shot of this episode, read “Archetypes, Autographs, and Alexandria” by Savannah DuBois.

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