2009 Movies

December 2009 Movies

Nine

Nine is Fine by Liz Cooper

Nine: A Musical of a Different Color by Matt DeGroot

Nine: Hits A Sour Note by Inisia Lewis

It’s Complicated

It’s Complicated: Old People Love…Yikes by Renata Sellitti

It’s Complicated: Just Misses the Mark by Trisha Huntsman

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes: Chemistry, My Dear Watson by Trisha Huntsman

Sherlock Holmes: Jolly Good Show, Chaps by Paul Secrest

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

Alvin and The Chipmunks 2: Squeaky Clean Fun by Nicole Cukingnan

The Young Victoria

The Young Victoria: A Royal Treat by Allison Toner

Did You Hear About the Morgan’s

Did You Hear About the Morgan’s?: Been There, Done That by Allison Toner

Broken Embraces

Almodovar’s Latest Breaks Critical Embrace by Matt DeGroot

Me and Orson Welles

Zac Efron Versus Orson Welles by Matthew Turnier

Avatar

Avatar: Beauty is in the Eye of 3-D Glasses by Matt DeGroot

Avatar: Worth The Buzz And Bucks! by Inisia Lewis

The Princess and The Frog

Disney’s Princess is Back! by Nicole Cukingnan

Invictus

Intelligent, Impeccable, Illuminating Invictus by Alyssa Martino

Invictus Review: Go For The… Goal? by Paul Secrest

Armored

Armored: Going Rogue by Liz Cooper

Brothers

Brothers: And You Thought Your Family Had Issues by Renata Sellitti

Everybody’s Fine

Everybody’s Fine…And The Movie Is Quite Good Too by Cameron Cubbison

Everybody’s Fine, But This Movie Is A Bore by Keshaunta Moton

Up in the Air

Up in the Air…Take me Away by Hollie Overton

November 2009 Movies

Ninja Assassin

I Wish I Were a Ninja by Matthew Turnier

The Road

A Bleak Road Well-made and Well-traveled by Cameron Cubbison

Old Dogs

Old Dogs: For Kids Only by Allison Toner

Planet 51

Planet 51: Rent It by Nicole Cukingnan

The Blind Side

The Blind Side: The Gift of Family by Allison Toner

The Blind Side: Cinematic Touchdown by Renata Sellitti

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

New Moon: AWESOME by Robin Reed

New Moon: Slaying the Box Office Competition by Inisia Lewis

The Messenger

Don’t Shoot “The Messenger” by Adriana Usero

2012

2012: It’s The End of The World as We Know It by Tanya Lane

Pirate Radio

Pirate Radio: Together We’re A Team by Liz Cooper

A Christmas Carol

A Christmas Carol: Why Scrooge Needs a New Nighty by Alyssa Martino

Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire

Precious Showcases Film Acting At Its Finest by Matt DeGroot

The Box

The Box: A “Gift” You Should Leave Unopened by Tanya Lane

The Men Who Stare at Goats

The Men Who Stare at Goats – I’m Sorry, What? by Trisha Huntsman

Don’t Linger On The Men Who Stare At Goats by Cameron Cubbison

October 2009 Movies

Amelia

Amelia Biopic Just Barely Stays In Flight by Matt DeGroot

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant

Cirque du Freak – Another Vampire Movie! by Matthew Turnier

Where the Wild Things Are

Where the Wild Things Are by Matthew Turnier

The Stepfather

The Stepfather: A Thrill-free Weekend by Inisia Lewis

Law Abiding Citizen

The Explosive Ambiguity of Law Abiding Citizen by Cameron Cubbison

Law Abiding Citizen by Tanya Lane

Couples Retreat

Couples Retreat: Tropical Disappointment by Renata Sellitti

Good Hair

Good Hair by Tanya Lane

The Invention of Lying

Gervais Clever “Invention” by Cameron Cubbison

Zombieland

Zombieland: A Feast of Funny by Inisia Lewis

Whip It

Whip It: Hell on Wheels by Renata Sellitti

September 2009 Movies

Fame

Fame by Inisia Lewis

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: There Are No Words by Renata Sellitti

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs: A Tasteful Buffet by J.B. Perlow

Surrogates

Surrogates Sucks by Cameron Cubbison

Jennifer’s Body

Jennifer’s Body: More Than Meets the Eyes by Inisia Lewis

Love Happens

Love Happens: Boredom Happens, Too by Renata Sellitti

The Informant!

The Identity Crisis of The Informant! by Jamal Henry

Extract

Extract by Tanya Lane

Extract: Yeah, Sure, Okay by Robin Reed

9

9: The Cutest Apocalypse Ever by Jaimie Campos

Gamer

Gamer by Tanya Lane

All About Steve

All About Steve: A Journey in Self-Discovery by J.B. Perlow

The Final Destination 3D

The Final Destination 3D by Jaimie Campos

August 2009 Movies

Ponyo

Ponyo-Miyazaki Returns! by Jaimie Campos

The Time Traveler’s Wife

The Time Traveler’s Wife by Inisia Lewis

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (insert bad car pun here) by Renata Sellitti

District 9

District 9 Packs (Too) Much In by Cameron Cubbison

G.I. Joe

G.I. Joe by Tanya Lane

Julie & Julia

Julie & Julia: There’s a Reason People Don’t Make Movies About Blogs by Robin Reed

July 2009 Movies

Funny People

Review by Robin Reed

Review by Renata Sellitti

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Hot ‘n’ Heavy at Hogwarts by Jaimie Campos, J.B. Perlow and Robin Reed

(500) Days of Summer

(500) Days of Summer – Not a love story, in love with it anyway by Renata Sellitti

I Love You Beth Cooper

I Love You Beth Cooper: Worst Movie of 2009 by J.B. Perlow

Public Enemies

Public Enemies: In Which Johnny Depp and Christian Bale Attempt to Out-Cool Each Other for Two and a Half Hours by Robin Reed

June 2009 Movies

Moon

Moon: Classic Sci Fi by Jaimie Campos

The Proposal

The Proposal: I Do!…if there’s nothing better out…by Jaimie Campos

The Proposal: So It Turns Out Ryan Reynolds is Not That Great an Actor by Robin Reed

Year One

Year One: Whatever by Robin Read

Year One – Very Silly by Tanya Lane

The Taking of Pelham 123

The Taking of Pelham 123 by Tanya Lane

The Hangover

The Hangover – Dude where’s my friend? by Kaitlyn Edsall

May 2009 Movies

Up

Up – Kind of a Downer by Jaimie Campos

Up: Taking Pixar to New Heights by J.B. Perlow

What Goes Up Never Comes Down by Kaitlyn Edsall

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Night at the Museum:Battle of the Smithsonian by Paul Secrest

The Brothers Bloom

Brothers Bloom by Jaimie Campos

A Bustling, Bloomin’ Adventure by Kaitlyn Edsall

Terminator Salvation

Terminator Salvation by Inisia Lewis

Angels & Demons

Pope-tacular by Paul Secrest

A Boring Trip Down Biblical Lane by Kaitlyn Edsall

Star Trek

Star Trek: Generation Y by J.B. Perlow an Robin Reed

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

X-Men Origins: Wolverine: Boom! by Robin Reed

X-Men Origins: Wolverine – A Perfect ten by Tanya Lane

X-Men Origins: Wolverine – A disappointment by Inisia Lewis

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past by Alana D.

April 2009 Movies

Obsessed

Obsessed – been there, done that by Tanya Lane

The Soloist

The Soloist by Inisia Lewis

Crank: High Voltage

Crank: High Voltage – A split Decision by Jaimie Campos and Tanya Lane

State of Play

D.C.’s Ready to Play by Kaitlyn Edsall

Subperb State of Play by Cameron Cubbison

Observe & Report

Observe & Report by J.B. Perlow

Observe & Report – Travis Bickle: Mall Cop by Paul Secrest

Adventureland

Adventureland- Fooled You! by Jaimie Campos

Adventureland by Inisia Lewis

March 2009 Movies

Monsters v. Aliens

Monsters v. Aliens by J.B. Perlow

Duplicity

Duplicity by Robin Reed

I Love You, Man

I Love You, Man: Bromantic Comedy by Paul Secrest (See it!)

I Love You by Inisia Lewis (See it!)

Knowing

Knowing by Cameron Cubbison (Rent it!)

Knowing: I Know What You Did Last Judgment Day by J.B. Perlow (Forget it!)

Sunshine Cleaning

Sunshine Cleaning by Jaimie Campos (Rent it!)

Sunshine Cleaning by Kaitlyn Edsall (Rent it!)

Race to Witch Mountain

Race to Witch Mountain – Eh by Robin Reed (Forget it!)

Watchmen

Who watches the Watchmen? Everyone. by Kaitlyn Edsall (See it!)

Watchmen: Definitely Watchable by Paul Secrest (See it!)

February 2009 Movies

Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th – Boobs, Weed, and a Guy Named Jason by Jaimie Campos (See it!)

Confessions of a Shopaholic

Confessions of a Shopaholic by Inisia Lewis (Rent it!)

Confessions of a Shopaholic: Charmingly Ridiculous by Robin Reed

The International

The International:Bank on it! by Paul Secrest (See it!)

‘International’ Appeal by Cameron Cubbison

He’s Just Not That Into You

He’s Just Not That Into You: A Sappy Valentine’s Treat by Elma Rahman (Rent It!)

Push

Push by Inisia Lewis (Rent it!)

Mid-grade Push by Cameron Cubbison (Rent it!)

January 2009 Movies

Taken

Taken Review: Don’t Leave It by Paul Secrest (See it!)

Taken Delivers Exactly What You Would Expect by Cameron Cubbison (Rent it!)

The Uninvited

The Uninvited by Insia Lewis (Forget it!)

New in Town

New in Town: Because Minnesota is Inherently Hilarious by Robin Reed (Forget it!)

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

Underworld: Invention of the Lycra Chain Mail by J.B. Perlow (Rent it!)

When Vampires & Werewolves Fight, Everyone Wins by Paul Secrest (Rent it!)

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Paul Blart: Mall Cop – A Big Fat Nothing by Jaimie Campos (Rent It)

Notorious

Notorious by Tanya Lane (See it!)

Bride Wars

War of the Brides by Robin Reed (Rent it!)

Che

Che: The Man behind the T-shirt by Inisia Lewis (See it!)

Revolutionary Road

A Rocky Road by Kaitlyn Edsall (See it!)