The Real Housewives of New Jersey Review: And Finally…The Finale!

Posted by on Oct 12, 2011 in feature overlay, Television | 6 comments

We are officially done with this long a$$ season of the ROHNJ! If that’s not reason enough to celebrate, I don’t know what is. We’ve seen a lot over the past twenty-odd episodes – moments that make us want to curl into the fetal position and retreat to a safe space, WTF moments and moments that remind us that honey badgers do exist in human form. This season, the ladies (and men) of New Jersey have been all over the map, so why expect anything different in the finale?

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Review: Punta Cana, Here Comes Jersey!

Posted by on Sep 22, 2011 in Television | 6 comments

I’d like to start with a shout-out to Lynn, who last week called me a “dumb donkey,” and rightfully so. Yes, you’re correct Friday comes after Thursday. My only excuse: I have subscribed to the Teresa Giudice way of thinking and started turning even the simplest things on their head.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Review: Drama, Fitness and Joeboken

Posted by on Sep 13, 2011 in feature overlay, Television | 10 comments

Another week of RHONJ and another episode chock full of crazy. First, two of Teresa’s little girls give us soap opera drama with reckless abandon. We start with the super scary 5 year-old Milania (whose main facial expression is a scowl) crying and pitching a fit over which outfit to wear for her birthday party.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey: That's one pink coat.

Posted by on Aug 30, 2011 in Television | 0 comments

This week, I will attempt to fill Aswathi Zachariah’s impressive shoes, but I’m not promising anything. The recaps of previous episodes show the ongoing fighting between Ashley and her mom, culminating in Chris telling Ashley she’s got to get out of his house. This fills me with hope — will this be the episode where the spoiled, selfish Ashley will finally – FINALLY – be hoisted on her own petard, and sent to live in her free $50,000 car?

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Review: Bring on The Knuckleheads

Posted by on Aug 23, 2011 in Feature, Television | 16 comments

This week we pick up right where we left off with Ashley’s family drama. As you recall, last week, Ashley basically called Jacqueline irresponsible and a loser for having Ashley at a young age. RHONJ viewers across the land collectively gasped at Ashley’s idiocy.

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