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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Review: A New Year For All of Yous

Posted by on Aug 10, 2011 in Television | 0 comments

The New Year brings much of the same to the ladies of New Jersey. I stand by my declaration from last week that Teresa is the absolute worst. She holds onto a grudge like Kanye West holds onto his ego. Can you ease up a bit, Tre? No?

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Review: Christmas Do's and Don'ts

Posted by on Aug 3, 2011 in Television | 6 comments

I’ve decided I must permanently turn against one of the housewives. She’s the one with a husband that always looks constipated, the one who doesn’t understand that bankruptcy should not equal living large and the one that rages like a grizzly bear on crack. Wacka-doodle nut job, thy name is Teresa Guidice.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Review: It’s a Gorga Christmas and You Better Come Correct

Posted by on Jul 19, 2011 in Television | 0 comments

After a week hiatus, the RHONJ are back and everyone is getting ready for Christmas. Rich is stepping up to show Cousin Kathy he’s a man by hiring people to hang lights all over this house. Joe and Melissa are throwing a massive Christmas party costing $50,000, and Teresa is trying to reign in holiday spending because they are bankrupt (but that didn’t keep them from buying a 30 foot tree for their living room).

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Review: The Weird Just Keep Getting Weirder

Posted by on Jun 29, 2011 in feature overlay, Television | 2 comments

Disappointment reigns supreme this week. I was pumped to sit down in front of my TV on Sunday night and let RHONJ take me to a world filled with name-calling, blaming, shrieking and a possible flying fist or two. Instead I got a mature adult conversation between Teresa Guidice and Melissa Gorga.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey Review: The Ties That Bind

Posted by on Jun 14, 2011 in Television | 0 comments

Another week of The Real Housewives of New Jersey that was more fizzle than spark. But when you start off the season with a drunken brawl at a baby’s christening, I’m not sure there is anywhere to go but down. Well, one could dramatically chuck some wine at another housewife’s face to amp things up. Oh, that’s right – The Real Housewives of Orange County already have that on lock.

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