The Amazing Race

Season 16

Season 16, Episode 12: Huger Than Huge (originally aired May 9, 2010)

• Virtual Insanity by Alana D.

Season 16, Episode 11: They Don’t Even Understand Their Own Language (originally aired May 2, 2010)

• Reviewing Our Contestants by Alana D.

Season 16, Episode 10: I Feel Like I’m In, Like, Sicily (originally aired April 25, 2010)

• Tranquil, at last. by Alana D.

Season 16, Episode 9: Dumb Did Us In (originally aired April 11, 2009)

• Lesson not learned by Alana D.

Season 16, Episode 8:  You’re like Jason Bourne, right? (originally aired April 4, 2010)

• Having a bang in Penang by Alana D.

Season 16, Episode 7: Anonymous? (originally aired March 28, 2010)

• Seywhat? by Alana D.

Season 16, Episode 6: Cathy Drone? (originally aired March 21, 2010)

• A Toast to Champagne by Alana D.

Season 16, Episode 5: I Think We’re Fighting the Germans, Right? (originally aired March 14, 2010)

• All’s Fair in War & Race by Alana D.

Season 16, Episode 4: We Are No Longer in the Bible Belt (originally aired March 7, 2010)

• Beer, Belch, Beatles by Alana D.

Season 16, Episode 3: Run Like Scalded Dogs! (originally aired February 28, 2010)

• City Bickers by Alana D.

Season 16, Episode 2: When the Cow Kicked Me in the Head (originally aired February 21, 2010)

• Feelin’ Morally Victorious by Alana D.

Season 16, Episode 1: Nanna Is Kickin’ Your Butt (originally aired February 14, 2010)

• Such that, in South Africa by Alana D.

Season 15

Season 15, Episode 11: Amazing Grace, How Sweet the Sound! (originally aired December 6, 2009)

• The End of the Amazing Race by Cameron Cubbison
• Thank you, Thank you very much. by Alana D.

Season 15, Episode 10: It starts with an ‘F’.  That’s all I’m going to tell you (originally aired November 29, 2009)

• Wordplay Be Tough by Cameron Cubbison
• Sooo Kafka-esque by Alana D.

Season 15, Episode 9:  We’re Not Working With Anybody, Ever, Anymore! (originally aired November 22, 2009)

• These People Need To Be Euthanized by Cameron Cubbison
• Lady Gaga playing the piano on fire was soooo much better. by Alana D.

Season 15, Episode 8: We’re Not Meant for the Swamp (originally aired November 15, 2009)

• Vegetables Slinging Vegetables by Cameron Cubbison

Season 15, Episode 7: This Is the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Done in My Life (originally aired November 8, 2009)

• Can Someone Put Me In A Coma Please? by Cameron Cubbison
• Haystacks, revisited. by Alana D.

Season 15, Episode 6: This is Not My Finest Hour (originally aired November 1, 2009)

• Kill Me: Watching Amazingly Stupid People Do Amazingly Stupid Things on The Amazing Race by Cameron Cubbison

Season 15, Episode 5: Do It for the Hood!  Do It for the Suburbs! (originally aired October 25, 2009)

• “Why Do You Hate Me Right Now?” “Because You’re Being A Moron!” by Cameron Cubbison

Season 15, Episode 4: I’m Like Ricky Bobby (originally aired October 18, 2009)

• Losers Bite The Bullet on The Amazing Race by Cameron Cubbison
• Cold Karma by Alana D.

Season 15, Episode 3: Sean Penn Cambodia Here We Come (originally aired October 11, 2009)

• Monkey See, Monkey Lose Passport by Alana D.

Season 15, Episode 2: It’s Like Being Dropped on Planet Mars (originally aired October 4, 2009)

• (Somewhat More) Amazing Race by Cameron Cubbison
• This One’s for Dad. by Alana D.

Season 15, Episode 1: They Thought Godzilla Was Walking Down the Street (originally aired September 27, 2009)

• The “Amazing” Race by Cameron Cubbison
• Oh, the games they will play. . . by Alana D.

Season 14

Season 14, Episode 12: This Is How You Lose a Million Dollars (originally aired May 10, 2009)

• No Pants? No Problem! by Paul Secrest

Season 14, Episode 11: He Made Me Look Like Alice Cooper (originally aired May 3, 2009)

• Pissing the race away by Alana D.
• When you gotta go… by Paul Secrest

Season 14, Episode 10: Having a Baby’s Gotta Be Easier Than This (originally aired April 26, 2009)

• Agony of Da’ Feet by Paul Secrest

Season 14, Episode 9: Our Parents Will Cry Themselves to Death (originally aired April 19, 2009)

• Quit Your Bitching by Alana D.
• B*tch-tastic by Paul Secrest

Season 14, Episode 8: Rooting Around in People’s Mouths Could Be Unpleasant (originally aired April 12, 2009)

• Passport? I’ll pass. by Alana D.
• Emotional Baggage by Paul Secrest

Season 14, Episode 7: Gorilla? Gorilla? Gorilla? (originally aired March 29, 2009)

• Ah, Phuket by Paul Secrest

Season 14, Episode 6: Alright Guys, We’re At War! (originally aired March 22, 2009)

• Painting by Elephant by Alana D.
• Slumdoggin’ by Paul Secrest

Season 14, Episode 5: She’s a Little Scared of Stick, But I Think She’ll Be Okay (originally aired March 15, 2009)

• That’s gotta chafe. by Alana D.
• Frozen Assets by Paul Secrest

Season 14, Episode 4: It was Like a Caravan of Idiots (originally aired March 8, 2009)

• C-K-V-O-H-E-H spells VEHKCOH by Alana D.
• Siberian Grind by Paul Secrest

Season 14, Episode 3: I’m Not Wearing That Girl’s Leotard (originally aired March 1, 2009)

• Taking The Fun Out of Dysfunctional by Alana D.
• The Transylvania Mania by Paul Secrest

Season 14, Episode 2: Your Target is Your Partner’s Face (originally aired February 22, 2009)

• In. Your. Face! by Alana D.
• White Flight by Paul Secrest

Season 14, Episode 1: Don’t Let a Cheese Hit Me (originally aired February 15, 2009)

• More Cheese, Please. by Alana D.
• Cheese May Be Hazardous To Your Health by Paul Secrest

Season 13

Season 13, Episode 11: You Look Like Peter Pan (originally aired December 7, 2008)

• At least she can afford a ticket to Russia by Alana D.
• Down To The Wire by Paul Secrest

Season 13, Episode 10: You’re Gonna Get Me Killed (originally aired November 30, 2008)

• You didn’t let me down either, Dallas. Well, a little. by Alana D.
• The Hunt for Red & Yellow by Paul Secrest

Season 13, Episode 9: That is Studly (originally aired November 23, 2008)

• Bad Cab v. Just Stupid by Alana D.
• To Russia With Lust by Paul Secrest

Season 13, Episode 8: I’m Like an Angry Cow (originally aired November 16, 2008)

• Moooo-ving Right Along. . . by Alana D.
• Sexytime in Kazakhstan by Paul Secrest

Season 13, Episode 7: My Nose is on Fire (originally aired November 9, 2008)

• Yay! by Alana D.
• Revenge of She-Hulk by Paul Secrest

Season 13, Episode 6: Please Hold Me While I Singe My Skull (originally aired November 2, 2008)

• Tips for an “Amazing” Relationship by Alana D.
• New Adventures in Old Delhi by Paul Secrest

Season 13, Episode 5: Do It Like Madmen (originally aired October 26, 2008)

• Hotter than Satan’s Toenail by Alana D.
• Takin’ It To The Lake by Paul Secrest

Season 13, Episode 4: I Wonder If They Like Blondes in New Zealand? (originally aired October 19, 2008)

• Greetings from Big Poppa by Alana D.
• Next Door to Down Under by Paul Secrest

Season 13, Episode 3: Did You Push My Sports Bra off the Ledge? (originally aired October 12, 2008)

• Unsupported by Alana D.
• Ready to Rumble by Paul Secrest

Season 13, Episode 2: Do You Like American Candy? (originally aired October 5, 2008)

• Do You Like American Candy? by Alana D.
• Another Brick in the Wall by Paul Secrest

Season 13, Episode 1: Bees Are Much Calmer Than All This! (originally aired September 28, 2008)

• Bees Are Much Calmer Than All This! by Alana D.
• Why’d It Have To Be The Hippies? by Paul Secrest

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